Jokes

You remember the story of people gathered round ready to stone a person to death and Jesus says "Hold it, let a person without sin throw the first stone." Suddenly, out of the crowd flies a rock which hits Jesus right in the forehead. And he says, "Thanks, Mom"

 Such a shame to find we are saved by Grace after all our hard work... 

 "Live your life so you won't be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers

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